Dude, where's my pizza?
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"We're filling that black box of uncertainty — 'Has my pizza been forgotten?' — with information and entertainment," says Chris McGlothlin, technology chief at Domino's.
The system goes up Wednesday at 3,400 Domino's outlets and will be in all stores by June 30, he says. It even gives folks the first names of the workers who take their phone order and deliver their pizza — and asks customers to rate them.
Any customer comments about inappropriate behavior by order takers or delivery staff will be investigated, spokesman Tim McIntyre says.
Hmmm.. which minimum wage employee should I fire?
Sadly, there are probably a bunch of people who will be enamored of this, says Christopher Muller, director of the Center for Multi-Unit Restaurant Management at University of Central Florida. "I guess they'll sell a ton of pizzas to people with no social life who are sitting in front of computers."
This might appeal to the World of Warcraft crowd. How big is that market? There are plenty of doubters, and rightly so.
Again, missing the point. Just get the freaking pizza there on time, and compensate me if it isn't.
Such a bad application of technology.
Back in the 80's (or was it the 70's), one of the big 3 American automakers implemented a system like this to be able to tell exactly when their car was going to arrive. Do you know what Toyota did? They implemented a system that told their customers the date their car would be delivered, and worked like crazy to make sure they consistently met that date. And we know who the more successful car company was.

Interestingly, my kids just watched a Veggie Tales DVD with this appropriate song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CTD1B-Y-Cg
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